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Eat Mielies

CELEBRATING THE WEIRDNESS OF HUMAN BODIES

  • Kim is a South African illustrator living in Amsterdam who loves weird illustrations
  • She started out making a handful of products that her friends bought from her
  • Gradually, she discovered that people just couldn't get enough of her penis greeting cards
  • The rest is history...
Eat Mielies Socks Cute Butt (37-41)

Socks Cute Butt (37-41)

Fun socks by Eat Mielies Weird Illustration, celebrating the weirdness of human bodies. In this case: Cute Butts! Cute Buttscome in all shapes and sizes and these socks feature all of them: hairy butts, pimply butts, fat butts, tight butts,...
€12,50
Eat Mielies Socks Cute Butt (42-46)

Socks Cute Butt (42-46)

Fun socks by Eat Mielies Weird Illustration, celebrating the weirdness of human bodies. In this case: Cute Butts! Cute Butts come in all shapes and sizes and these socks feature all of them: hairy butts, pimply butts, fat butts, tight butts,...
€12,50
Eat Mielies Keyring Vulva

Keyring Vulva

Metal key ring in the shape of - entirely of your own choice or preference - a pink or a brown vagina.
€9,99
Eat Mielies Socks Willies

Socks Willies

Fun socks by Eat Mielies Weird Illustration, celebrating the weirdness of human bodies. In this case: Willies! Willies come in all shapes and sizes and these socks feature all of them.
€12,50
Eat Mielies Birthday Calendar Willy

Birthday Calendar Willy

A different dick every month to remind you of the birthdays you really shouldn't forget! Give this birthday calendar as a hilarious gift or hang it in your own toilet.
€14,99
Eat Mielies Keyring Willy

Keyring Willy

Metal key ring in the shape of - entirely of your own choice or preference - a pink or a brown dick.
€9,99
Eat Mielies Tote Bag Titties XL - black

Tote Bag Titties XL - black

Fun tote bag by Eat Mielies Weird Illustration, celebrating the weirdness of human bodies. In this case: Titties! Tits come in all shapes and sizes and this tote bag features all of them.
€17,50
Eat Mielies Tote Bag Titties XL - natural

Tote Bag Titties XL - natural

Fun tote bag by Eat Mielies Weird Illustration, celebrating the weirdness of human bodies. In this case: Titties! Tits come in all shapes and sizes and this tote bag features all of them.
€17,50
Eat Mielies Tote Bag Titties - purple

Tote Bag Titties - purple

Fun tote bag by Eat Mielies Weird Illustration, celebrating the weirdness of human bodies. In this case: Titties! Tits come in all shapes and sizes and this tote bag features all of them.
€12,50
Eat Mielies Tote Bag Titties - white

Tote Bag Titties - white

Fun tote bag by Eat Mielies Weird Illustration, celebrating the weirdness of human bodies. In this case: Titties! Tits come in all shapes and sizes and this tote bag features all of them.
€12,50
Eat Mielies Socks Mismatched Willies

Socks Mismatched Willies

Fun socks by Eat Mielies Weird Illustration, celebrating the weirdness of human bodies. In this case: Willies! Willies come in all shapes and sizes and these socks feature all of them.
€12,50
Eat Mielies Socks Vulvas

Socks Vulvas

Fun socks by Eat Mielies Weird Illustration, celebrating the weirdness of human bodies. In this case: Vulvas! Vulvas come in all shapes and sizes and these socks feature all of them.
€12,50
Eat Mielies Socks Titties - purple

Socks Titties - purple

Fun socks by Eat Mielies Weird Illustration, celebrating the weirdness of human bodies. In this case: Titties! Boobs come in all shapes and sizes and these socks show them all.
€12,50
Eat Mielies Mug Hairy Willies

Mug Hairy Willies

Fun mug by Eat Mielies Weird Illustration, celebrating the weirdness of human bodies. In this case: Hairy Willies! Hairy Willies come in all shapes and sizes and this dishwasher-safe mug features all of them.
€12,50
Eat Mielies Mug Cute Butts

Mug Cute Butts

Fun mug by Eat Mielies Weird Illustration, celebrating the weirdness of human bodies. In this case: Cute Butts! Butts come in all shapes and sizes and this dishwasher-safe mug features all of them.
€12,50
Eat Mielies Mug Vulvas

Mug Vulvas

Fun mug by Eat Mielies Weird Illustration, celebrating the weirdness of human bodies. In this case: Vulvas! Vulvas come in all shapes and sizes and this dishwasher-safe mug features all of them.
€12,50
Eat Mielies Mug Willies

Mug Willies

Fun mug by Eat Mielies Weird Illustration, celebrating the weirdness of human bodies. In this case: Willies! Willies come in all shapes and sizes and this dishwasher-safe mug features all of them.
€12,50
Eat Mielies Mug Titties

Mug Titties

Fun mug by Eat Mielies Weird Illustration, celebrating the weirdness of human bodies. In this case: Titties! Tits come in all shapes and sizes and this dishwasher-safe mug features all of them.
€12,50

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